Justine Bieber...

A friend of mine recently returned from living overseas.

She asks "Who is this Justine singer?"

"Who?" I ask.

"The singer who looks like k d lang. I think she is a lesbian."

*confused* I ask for more details.

"You know, Justine Bieber..."

"Ah!"

She is absolutely right tho. Justin Bieber is so metrosexual he looks like k d lang's younger sister.