Edward de Gale's Funny List of Things to do on a Friday Afternoon

Edward de Gale's Funny List of Things to do on a Friday Afternoon

#1. Order pizza for everyone and give the delivery man your boss's name.

#2. Drop printed notes on people's desks that say things like "I know what you did last Friday." or "I have a plan to make this company super rich - all we need is some ducttape, some nails and gasoline." Or make up your own.

#3. Build a handcrossbow using office supplies and have a contest with coworkers to see who can make the best one.

#4. Send an anonymous memo that next week everyone has Friday off because the boss is such a nice guy and we don't have any pressing work anyway. (With any luck the boss will go along with it anyway.)

#5. Send coworkers hundreds of anonymous emails of babies and kittens looking cute or funny.

Love is being stupid together

Love is being stupid together :)

Justine Bieber...

A friend of mine recently returned from living overseas.

She asks "Who is this Justine singer?"

"Who?" I ask.

"The singer who looks like k d lang. I think she is a lesbian."

*confused* I ask for more details.

"You know, Justine Bieber..."

"Ah!"

She is absolutely right tho. Justin Bieber is so metrosexual he looks like k d lang's younger sister.

Blue Kitten

I think it would be awesome if we could genetically modify cats so we can make blue kittens.

With or without wings, it would still be impressive.